Note: since this alert was written, we have been
made aware that the fraud is not restricted to cars, but other high ticket
items as well. Fortunately the occasions are rare, but our advice is to be
exceptionally vigilant in respect of an overseas buyer. If the deal seems
too good to be true, it probably is.
Description
Jargon Buster Classic Cars
One owner
Hertz
Ideal for enthusiast
Total restoration needed
Slight attention needed
Needs major overhaul
Good mechanics
Bad body
Good body
Bad Mechanics
Marriage forces sale
It can be done in a Classic, they did,and must get married
Stored two years
Most parts seized, grass in chassis
No dealers
No body who knows anything about cars, please
Collector's item
Price is over-inflated
Good tires
That's all that is good about it
Excellent condition
Buyer beware
Genuine reason for sale
I've got to dump it
Company car forces sale
I've got a better job and getting a decent car
Baby forces sale
Can't pour any more money into this thing
House forces sale
Neighbors complaining
In need of total restoration
In pieces
Lack of time forces sale
Spent more time than it's worth
Dismantled for restoration
I can't put it back together
Slight accident damage
Total write off
OBO (or best offer)
I don't expect the asking price
Offers
I haven't the nerve to put a price on the car
Used daily
The Dog Sleeps in It
Genuine mileage
Disconnected speedo-cable
Drives good
Looks terrible
Strong runner
Talking About The Dog
Owned by careful lady
The others were maniacs
Will bargain
I'll get mad, you won't buy the car and I'll hit you
Will consider trade
Anything to get out from under this dog

Any Inspection

For People with White Sticks
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Jargon Buster A Ringer: A stolen vehicle with a false identity. The name comes from the phrase dead ringer, as the stolen vehicle has a registration number - and a VIN (Vehicle Identification Number) of another car |
| Clone: The identity of the car is duplicated onto another car and provides duplicate and forged documents. |
| Cut & Shut: Sections of different vehicles (often crashed or unroadworthy) are welded together to make one car. |
| Clocking: The odometer mileage reading is changed to increase the value of the car. Often difficult to detect. |
| VIN: Vehicle Identification Number (VIN, or chassis number), a much better identifier than the registration plate. The VIN usually has 17 digits, and is found on a metal plate in the engine bay of the car. It is also stamped into the cars floor, usually near the drivers seat. |
| Paper car fraud: The car doesnt actually exist, except on paper. |
| Lemon: A dud car; a bad buy. Mechanically unsound or a vehicle with a dubious history. |
| Write-off:A damaged or stolen car which the insurance company has decided to pay an agreed value for, rather than paying for the cost of repairs. May still be roadworthy depending on the category. |
| Residual Value: What the car you are buying will be worth at a point in time, e.g. at the end of your finance agreement Personal Leasing Plan/ PLP: A relatively new form of finance. You never become the owner of the car, but lease it from the finance company for an agreed monthly sum. |
| Grey Import: A grey import is a vehicle designed and built for sale outside the EU, and imported into the UK. Because such a vehicle was not originally intended for sale here, it may not be manufactured to European specifications and may not have undergone European Type Approval. |